{"id":318,"date":"2013-04-28T09:38:29","date_gmt":"2013-04-28T16:38:29","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.larisawalk.com\/blog\/?p=318"},"modified":"2013-04-28T14:32:02","modified_gmt":"2013-04-28T21:32:02","slug":"what-do-monsters-under-the-bed-look-like-as-described-by-twitter-members","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/larisawalk.com\/blog\/2013\/04\/28\/what-do-monsters-under-the-bed-look-like-as-described-by-twitter-members\/","title":{"rendered":"What do monsters under the bed look like (as described by Twitter members):"},"content":{"rendered":"

elektrosoundwav \u200f@elektrosoundwav <\/a><\/p>\n

Ronald Reagan<\/p>\n

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Vulgate \u200f@xBlood_Monkey <\/a><\/p>\n

Betty White.<\/p>\n

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John Smith \u200f@ohpleasesayyes <\/a><\/p>\n

Old, cynical, hairless,unhappy,bruised and battered by the world,disillusioned.impoverished, alone–and with my 85 yr old face!<\/p>\n

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S. Conde \u200f@SConde3 <\/a><\/p>\n

Adolf Hitler. I was convinced if my leg dangled off the bed he’d pull me under and make lampshades of my skin. Gross, I know.<\/p>\n

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Colin Orr \u200f@Corrgolf <\/a><\/p>\n

George Bush!<\/p>\n

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Angela Mortimer \u200f@AngelaMortimer2 <\/a><\/p>\n

Oh dear Larisa – I didn’t have a monster under my bed – something wrong with me –<\/p>\n

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John Jason Lee \u200f@HunterDrune <\/a><\/p>\n

My brother – being a pain in the arse as usual…Literally: he’d poke me with a knitting needle. Mattresses were thin back then.<\/p>\n

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Lunarbaboon \u200f@Lunarbaboon <\/a><\/p>\n

The monster under my bed looked like cartoon ham, with eyes and spider legs of course.<\/p>\n

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Amanda Egan (Writer) \u200f@Mummy_Misfit <\/a><\/p>\n

They looked a bit bald and a bit hairy. I’m now married to one and he sleeps in the bed next to me \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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Lee Ann Howlett \u200f@lah_ann <\/a><\/p>\n

Often I just thought of it as a huge hand that would grab one of my feet if I tried to get out of bed.<\/p>\n

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Shanora Wen \u200f@Eroticature <\/a><\/p>\n

Dunno. Never saw him. If I could jump far enough from my bed, I was only a few steps from the lightswitch. Light dissolved him.<\/p>\n

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Linda Hamonou \u200f@crazypuce <\/a><\/p>\n

It was a flat dark circle with snakes going out of it and trying to pull me in with them. Like a giant mouth.<\/p>\n

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Rob \u200f@IntuitionByRob <\/a>10h<\/a><\/p>\n

It was invisible.<\/p>\n

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Jeffrey Hollar \u200f@Klingorengi <\/a><\/p>\n

Since I slept on top bed of set of bunk beds, it looked remarkably like my older brother \ud83d\ude09<\/p>\n

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Lisa Graas \u200f@CatholicLisa <\/a><\/p>\n

Two witches. A short, fat one and a tall, skinny one.<\/p>\n

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Elsie Harper \u200f@Elspern <\/a><\/p>\n

Darkness, silence and the ghost from Ghostbusters!<\/p>\n

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Mark Swain \u200f@MarkSwain4 <\/a><\/p>\n

It looked like a man. In fact I believe it was a man.<\/p>\n

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christina bradbrook \u200f@christibell1972 <\/a><\/p>\n

I didn’t have time for anything under my bed cos I had an old lady that sat on a commode in the corner of my room (ghost).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

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